Hangover remedies

Instructions,
3 Blowjobs from a super hot slutty babe as soon as you wake up and while you are still 1/2 asleep.

Then get your martini shaker and shake up a super cold 1.5 ounce shot of GIN.

If this doesn’t do the trick. Repeat the two steps until your hangover is gone.

This remedy submitted by drunk poet de from UnitedStates, Arizona

Instructions,
Start with a bloody Mary and as you drink it, refill the glass with the beer of your choice. Or if you prefer, as you drink your beer, pour in tomato juice or bloody marry mix. Not sure how well it works with drinks besides beer and bloody marys, but it works great for those two in particular.

This remedy submitted by drunk poet Penguins from Ohio

Instructions,
whats the best way to prevent hangover?? not get it in the first place. two ways to do this seperate every drink with about half a glass of water. another which i have seen but not tried is mix whatever your drinking 50/50 with gaterade. you can get a big ass bottle empty half and fill. carry around with you while roaming the streets take into the bar, tell them your the designated driver and they shouldnt hassle you too bad. or driving home from work, have fun

This remedy submitted by drunk poet anonymous from nakedville

Instructions,
1 shot of tequila (quervo)
1 morning shit around 10:15am
1 44 ounce Shasta orange drink

This remedy submitted by drunk poet Mike M. from Austen, TX

Instructions,
There is nothing to it trick. Look drunk bitch, I am cute and probably have much bigger tits than you. Regarding your hangover solution; obviously, you will need more alcohol. If you can get your hands on it. Just a little cocaine will do the trick. Hangover gone. Works every time - even for a slut like you.

This remedy submitted by drunk poet JUST SOME DRUNKASS horny girl from Tulsa,OK

Instructions,
The very best legal hangover cure used to be Alka-Seltzer cold medicine.. They took it off the shelf a few years ago like they eventually do with all over-the-counter medicine that proves to be enjoyable or effective. Around a year ago they came out with a product they are trying to pass off as the original but it doesn't work. The very very best hangover remedy, but hard to find, are these pills called 222's that you can get in Canada legally but not the US - so, I haven't seen any in a long time. Anyway, they are some mixture including caffeine and Codeine. Two of those and you are morning session of bad drunken poetry writing.

This remedy submitted by drunk poet drunken editor from drunken poetry land

Instructions,
Best Cure for a hangover is a skinny dip in the cold ocean water with a girl - ideally one that will have sex with you in the water because that makes this treatment more effective. Getting in slowly doesn't work. You must run and dive into the cold ocean water, let a few waves hit you, and then have some ocean sex. After that, head over to a great breakfast restaurant with that girl and order bacon and beer. By the time breakfast is over with, you will not only feel fantastic, but you will also be 1/2 way home to your next buzz and drunken poetry session.

This remedy submitted by drunk poet fucken de bitch. Turning to famous poet from tell now being poor and unknown

Instructions,
Eat one bowl of Menudo and drink a corona.

This remedy submitted by drunk poet icancu from Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex, Texas

Instructions,
Avoid the hangover all together and stay drunk.

This remedy submitted by drunk poet icancu from Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex, Texas

Instructions,
There is a commercial remedy that I have found takes away my hangover. It is called Chaser and it is 2 caplets taken with your first drink and 2 caplets 4 drinks later. I wake up with only a thirst the next day. No hangover. I get really bad hangovers usually. There is a more expensive way to prevent hangovers but that includes xanax and can be dangerous... But Fun....

This remedy submitted by drunk poet tingle370 from Florida

Instructions,
sniff 7 lines of pepper strange but works like a charm

This remedy submitted by drunk poet sneezy from sniffing so much pepper

Instructions,
this submitter was too drunk to finish and enter the remedy

This remedy submitted by drunk poet drunk from fucked up land

Instructions,
Naproxen Sodium. Works like a charm every time without fail.

This remedy submitted by drunk poet NickFun from AZ

Instructions,
and that's it! But not alone. In the daylight with a lovely warm body....gotta be naked and have lots of baby oil at hand.....and just keep busy......you'll forget all about last night!!!

This remedy submitted by drunk poet NudistBum from Sudbury Canada

Instructions,
I still was an inexperienced drinker when I got this really big hangover just before an important exam, and the 50 year old secretary just said to me: Drink some V-8. Curiously, it fuckin' worked! Since that faithful day, I've never been sick the next morning. And remember, even though you can take different remedies, the important thing is to fill up your stomach - so I say: NUTELLA TOASTS!!! Cold water can help too.

This remedy submitted by drunk poet Jack Inaboxx from Quebec, Canada

Instructions,
Well a friend of mine and I once heard that chugging a bottle of robetussen (it had to be the kind with the letters DM on it) would make you trip out and feel kind of like tripping on acid does. So one morning when we were really hung over, we decided to go to a few stores looking for the cheapest generic brand tussen-DM we could find. We chugged a bottle each and tripped so hard we totally forgot where we lived let alone the dreadful hangover we woke up with.

This remedy submitted by drunk poet Bobtobe Gottendrip from San Diego, CA

Instructions,
2 tablespoons of tang
1 Advil capsule (liquid gel kind only - important)
1 tablespoon Nyquil (important - must not be Dayquil as one might think)

3 ounces of 2% milk
3 ounces of H20
3 ounces of original Gatorade
3 ounces of red bull
1/3 packet of vanilla carnation instant breakfast

A couple ice cubes - not enough to make it slushy, you just want to make sure the drink is cold

Blend very well
Drink down not taking longer than around 5 minutes

Believe me, this secret formula literally works miracles, you will feel amazing and sharp.

This remedy submitted by drunk poet Lenny Kravitz from all over

Instructions,
Well, actually, I’ve never had a hangover! And I drink like a bloody fish! Suckers!

This remedy submitted by drunk poet kazz from england

Instructions,
Schedule to go sky diving - early so that buzz won’t quite have gone away and turned to a hangover yet

For this to be effective you must sky dive in the nude and you must invite a hot girl to accompany you

I recommend having her just sleep over so you can go straight to the plain without having to pick her up. Also, some head on the way doesn’t hurt.

This remedy submitted by drunk poet pregnant from doing it while sky diving

Instructions,
this equals a big greasy fuck off sandwich involving lots of bacon and eggs and a sweet cup of tea with lots of sugar and honey. YOU WILL BE A VERY HAPPY MAN!!!! for more information fucking suck my dick

This remedy submitted by drunk poet no way hoosay nor man im ben from ENGLAND NEWCASTLE (YES IT IS ME AGAIN!!!)

Instructions,
Works every time -
Take a sledge hammer - and crush one of your feet. Make sure to swing hard enough so you get a decent fracture.
Simple as that! You will no longer even notice your hangover!

This remedy submitted by drunk poet Best cure inventor from Slutssuck, Oncocksland

Instructions,
This one works wonders!
Call up a slut that you know that has really really big boobs. Suck some tequila off her nipples and pour some between her boobs. Then, tit fuck the slut for about 15 minutes and make sure you cum all over her boobs. Then have her make you breakfast... then kick her out, eat, then go back to bed. If you still feel hung over, repeat the process with another big tit slut that you know.

This remedy submitted by drunk poet boob dude from land of sluts with big boobs

Instructions,
the best ever hangover remedy, after a long drunken night of poetic productivity:

1. A blow job While you

2. Receipt out loud your scribblings from the night before.
ahh back to the bar

This remedy submitted by drunk poet Dunken Sheik from state of poetic bliss

Instructions,
Alright, I am a drunk myself for over 48.3 years. I have been around the block a few times. Growing up as a child with the family of a drunk mom, dad, sister, ape, and little brother it’s genetics for me. The BEST cure (besides insest)is takin some scissors, dip them in Vaseline oil and slit your wrists. TRUST ME, mother fuckers, the Vaseline gives you a high like no other, and it take your mind off of the hang over. I guess I can say Vaseline saved my life.

This remedy submitted by drunk poet shitty panties from vasoline. from Indiana

Instructions,
this is not a hangover cure this is for when you have done your pucking for the night and are laying in bed wishing that you would have just passed out in the bathroom cause the room wont stop spinning. here is the trick lay in bed and hang one foot down and put it flat on the ground,

This remedy submitted by drunk poet jerome from Earth

Instructions,
#1: Wake up in the afternoon
#2: Scrape up all of your friends off of the floor
#3: Cram all friends into one vehicle
#4: Proceed to the nearest Waffle House or IHOP
#5: Dine on a scrumptious Colorado Omelet, Chicken Melt, or other fine delicacy
#6: Go home and throw up
#7: Pass out to prepare for the upcoming night

This remedy submitted by drunk poet kckarate from Bama

Instructions,
One morning I woke up with massive hangover I took pills that I thought were aspirin and chugged Gatorade. Hangover dead in less than two hours. Pills were not aspirin but in fact MIDOL menstrual cramp meds. That was the shortest hang over ive ever had. (not recommended to use constantly due to the side effects of taking hormones)

This remedy submitted by drunk poet Payback81 from CT

Instructions,
Just wander down to your local pub who also serves oysters on the half shell. Proceed to enjoy a dozen oysters and a bloody Mary. Repeat as many times as required!

This remedy submitted by drunk poet Chazz from Twin Cities, Minnesota

Instructions,
Lets face it, morning sex, bacon, and then more sleep is the only cure for a full blown hangover.

This remedy submitted by drunk poet hornyMissPoet Cindy from YoungsTown, OH

Instructions,
The best way to cure a hangover is pretty simple. One wouldn’t think reintroducing the toxin (alcohol) would cure the withdrawal. But it DOES. Drink a beer, or a shot of any kind of liquor, at least 40 proof.

This remedy submitted by drunk poet Blahiez from yahoo dot com

Instructions,
1 wake up
2 figure out where u are
3 chug some water w/ 2 advils
4 make sure home b4 your parents realize your gone

This remedy submitted by drunk poet dude from mineral ridge

Instructions,
Step 1: Drink lots of water before, during, and after the booozahol experience. Step 2: When you are awoken by your friends the next morning they will give you a 1 liter bottle of blue flavored all sport. Chug the entire bottle. Even if it does taste kinda funny. *special note: the "friends" need to replace roughly 1/2 of the bottle with vodka, this will account for the weird taste and ensure that if there was a hangover present it will be quickly taken care of...

This remedy submitted by drunk poet FullFrontalRmann from Ft. Hood, TX

Instructions,
All one needs is a really really good blowjob from about 3 slutty cum-hungry cunts. This will make you feel better than new.

This remedy submitted by drunk poet Recovering from Orgasm

Instructions,
Step 1. Before bed eat candy. Gummibears, Starburst, or even Jellybeans.
Step 2. Sleep, stay in bed as long as possible
Step 3. definitely Sex (oral or otherwise)
Step 4. Bread. it soaks up the alcohol and turns into sugar to burn. I prefer Grilled cheese sandwiches.
Step 5. Caffeine. I like those Amps by Mountain Dew. Tastes a hell a lot better than Red Bull.

This remedy submitted by drunk poet Rodeokisses from Michigan

Instructions,
TAKE 2 IBUPROFEN (ADVIL IS BEST, TYLENOL SUCKS!) BEFORE YOU GET REALLY SHITFACED. IF YOU WAKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT DYING OF THIRST TAKE 2 MORE WITH COKE OR UNSWEETENED TEA (BEST TO HAVE THESE PRE-LAID OUT BY THE SINK OR BED) THIS HAS WORKED FOR 7 YEARS FOR ME AND MY FRIEND THAT CAN DRINK 13-15 BUDLIGHTS AND A PINT OF TEQUILLA OR CROWN ROYAL SOMETIMES ALL THREE AND MORE. YOU MAY STILL HAVE THE REMENANTS OF DOG SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH BUT I PROMISE NO HEAD POUNDERS!

This remedy submitted by drunk poet CYBERNURSE4U from OKLAHOMA

Instructions,
Propel, you know that shitty tasting water Gatorade makes... It replaces the electrolytes in your body with out all the extra sugars and shit that's in Gatorade. Drink one or 2 before going out so as to get the body as hydrated as possible. When you come home for the night drink some, when you get up in the morning drink some. Water wont help nearly as much, so pass on it and drink as much Propel as you can. (No I don't work for Gatorade)

This remedy submitted by drunk poet Mystery Poet from Mystery Ville

Instructions,
1 teaspoon Worcestershire Sauce
1 tablespoon Tomato Juice
1 whole Egg Yolk
2 dashes Vinegar
1 dash Pepper

Pour in order in a wine glass taking good care of not breaking the yolk.

This remedy submitted by drunk poet Alex from Franklin , NJ

Instructions,
I find that insest works great for me. Once you wake up with that headache just fuck your sister. She’ll probably have a hangover too. But what works even better is anal.Acually its the only one that works. Remember ANAL............ ANAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This remedy submitted by drunk poet Red Neck Woman Red Neck Woman from Louisiana

Instructions,
Before you drink eat something really greasy, like a hamburger. After you are drunk drink lots and lots of water (or if water makes you sick drink Gatorade or sprite) before you go to bed. Get up late, have sex (promise it helps), drink more water(or Gatorade), and eat McDonalds Chicken McNuggets if you have a stomach ache.

This remedy submitted by drunk poet Kat from Nashville, TN

Instructions,
put on pants and sunglasses, have a beer and a smoke on the porch followed up by a large, greasy breakfast. Sausages, bacon, eggs, and potatoes highly recommended. Don’t skimp on the sodium. drink some OJ

This remedy submitted by drunk poet E-man from Raleigh

Instructions,
What I have found for a good remedy is peel one large potato . Have the salt shaker ready . And with each bite dump some salt on it . Then chow down on some pickles and drink the juice . Wait for a half hour and get a frosty mug full of 2% milk . (About 12ounces). Drink it.

works for me .

This remedy submitted by drunk poet Tamz Dark Planet from Ohio

Instructions,
I used to help cater a college football team on game days. They brought all these electrolyte pills called "medi-lyte" that they would take before games while they were chugging their Gatorade....they are sodium free, sugar free, and lactose free. They players would leave them all the time and we’d take 2 before we drank and 2 when we got home to pass out....I have not had a hangover since....NO matter what i’ve drunk! These are the safest, best tasting, real remedy that you will find! I’m sure you can find just the pill form somewhere. they are perfectly legal and the same shit that is in Gatorade.

This remedy submitted by drunk poet Nicole from Virginia

Instructions,
sleep in nice and late sit outside and smoke a little joint the fresh air will wake you up, while the pot will take your mind off how shitty your stomach feels. It will also stimulate your appetite. You will be useless for the next 4 hours, but you would have been anyways. Also good for finishing the previous nights drunken poetry.

This remedy submitted by drunk poet K D from Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

Instructions,
I dont think "special drinks" will help cure a hangover. Or having a big greasy meal or Gatorade before you drink. (We all know its easier to achieve desired drunkenness on an empty stomach)

Obviously a hangover means dehydration. So MY best method, is: After passing out from drinking I find you’ll inevitably end up waking up in the morning and feel the yuck that is a hangover and go back to sleep. NOW, the best thing to do at this point before going back to sleep is: #1) CHUG as much water as you can. (try at least 3 big glasses) you’ll be thirsty anyways so it’ll be easy. And yes WATER does work. (and dont worry about having to wake up every hour to pee, you wont) #2) Then go back to sleep. By the time you wake up again, you WILL feel better, because while your sleeping, your body is rehydrating itself from all that liquid you drank. If you wake up again and STILL feel yuck, than just drink some more water again and go back to sleep. TRUST ME, this works. And because your sleeping, you wont feel the ickyness of a hangover while your body is replenishing itself

This remedy submitted by drunk poet akax from heartburn city

Instructions,
the first time I had a hangover al I did was drink a corona and eat bacon, eggs, and French fries.(it worked for me and it could work for you)

This remedy submitted by drunk poet koolaidman317 from dalton, GA

Instructions,
I HAVE USED THIS RECIPE THROUGH 22 YEARS IN THE NAVY AND MANY COUNTRIES. 3 EGGS 12 OUNCES UNSWEETENED ORANGE JUICE 2 TABLESPOONS VANILLA. BLEND FOR 20 SECONDS NOT ONLY DOES IT TAKE THE BAD TASTE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, IT SOOTHES THE STOMACH AND GIVES YOU ENERGY! IT WILL ALSO MAKE YOUR FUR SHINY.

This remedy submitted by drunk poet SALTYDOG from LOS LUNAS, NEW MEXICO