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Personal
Gender
Select Gender
Female
Male
Are you a virgin
Yes
No
What age did you lose your virginity?
Do you own a sex toy?
Yes
No
I did but wore it out
Where did you get the toy?
I bought it
I found it
Gift
A boyfriend or husband bought it
Shut up perve!
Do you generally get more enjoyment from your toy than a lover?
Yes
No
Often
No way
Honestly, it is a lot better
Shut up perve!
Do you want a sex toy?
Yes
No
Maybe
Scary thought
Been thinking about getting one
Shut up perve!
Naughty
One night stand
Never
Recently
Often
Not in years
Once in a while
Shut up Perve!
What is more important?
Sex
Books
Friendship
Shoes
Oral sex:
Never
Once
Hell Yea
Today
Recently
Yuck
I wish
Long time ago
Shut up Perve!
Your past lovers:
All have been good
They have all sucked in bed
The first one was the bomb in bed
none were even close to my current lover
Tell you when I have had a lover
Shut up Perve!
Bigger the Better:
Of course
They have all been small
Makes no difference
Would rather have too big than too small
Never had any size
Huge is Hot
Give me a bionic tongue instead
Why do all girls prefer tall guys?
Tall guys seem to be more successfull
Is more impressive for a girl to be with a tall guy
Girls figure a tall guy has a long honeymoon-hose
Tall guys make girls feel more protected
Fuck, I dunno
Tall guys suck - I like short ones
Scandelous
Orgasms:
Never had one
Only have them when I masturbate
Yea, ever time I have sex
often from masturbation, once in a while during intercourse
I am an orgasm machine
From oral sex but not from intercourse
Cheating
Never
Currently
Once but then broke up to be with person I cheated with
Only after significant other cheated on me
Thinking about it
Once or twice but was one nighters and never saw them again
Horny:
Super horny right now
Horny recently but took care of it
Sometimes
Constantly
Shut up Perve!
Vocal:
I scream if it is good
Moan loud during orgasm
I am silent
Pretty quiet but once lost control
I am a virgin
Shut up Perve!
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