NEW - play the beer game I want to play now

click on titles to the left of each excerpt to see the complete poems.
Poem #2:
Einsteins - 

"My waitress deploys napkins as if she owned the last tree."

"... Also not a lot of sluty half-naked women distracting me from my attempted relaxation."

 
Poem #3:
August 23  - 

"... I’m either too tired, too busy, too messed up, too poor, or too lonely. Something seems to keep my contributions in check."

 
Poem #4:
October 2 - 

"... women
certainly abundant like nuclear bombs
that lets face it,  you and I can't obtain -
at least one that works"

 
Poem #5:
Sharks Club -

"...This pen sucks
one of those skinny cheap blue pens
that none of us has ever seen
owning a cap!"

 
Poem #6:
October 17 - 

"...Just got paid
never get laid
four girls at the bar
they just walked in
I sit drinking Mexican Coffee."

 
Poem #1: Lighthouse - 

"...The abyss is large and unending
As is Stephanie = bars are for
Diving/swimming – what
Equals Surfacing I struggle towards
And have yet to find."

 
Poem #7: 
May 21 - 

"...Those around us
Each an angle
Of the only reflection of self there is."

 
Poem #25:
Dec. 8, 1999 -		 "...a song of misdirection
a hum of imperfection
a moan of delight
life begging to break free
drowning in invisible need"
Nov 2, 2001 The "here" and the Arizona poems come forth, every time lately, like stadium abandoned peanut shells long after a canceled ball game."
Sep 21, 2001 glances, from ladies and dances with long Islands made how only Arizona can make them. Arizona makes them and in turn "they" make me. 

 
About:
Bad
Drunken
Bar
Poetry		 This site has been created in protest to all of the lofty boring poetry sites on the net that feature long, academic, serious and perhaps Good poems.  A few simple requirements bind these poems together into a unique site that requires very little energy, time and mind power to enjoy.  Each poem has been most carelessly constructed on bar napkins, within various bars by the hands of a man necessarily drunk during each act of creation.  To avoid bettering any of these poems, they have only been edited for spelling and in a few cases where certain words became illegible.  All of these poems lack the content to inspire, impress, and most importantly require little energy to read as they are all very short.  They will not bore you. Chug a beer, have several shots, get naked, and enjoy these BAD DRUNKEN BAR POEMS.  Hopefully they will be the worst you've ever seen.
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