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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Harry Connic Jr. from New Orleans.
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Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often and bang you until you squeal the star spangled banner?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Noemi from bitch gardens.
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If saddle bags were a status symbol, then baby you would be a god.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Justin Cox and Lance Cambell from Memphis.
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Do you want to do it in the shower with midgets and turtles?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by bean from louisiana.
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you can lead a whore to culture, but you cant make her think
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by alcoholic ed from alcoholypse.
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ahh c’mon give into the power of the alcohol
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Huge pussy from too much double penetration.
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I want to see if I can break Evil Knievel’s record and jump your pussy.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Cutting down from PCP to Pot and Acid.
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Fuck-an-a, did I get my directions wrong and end up at the zoo? Can you say "moo?"
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by she cannot tell a leg from a giant cock..
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Yes, it’s true I do have one leg amputated, I just wear my cock down the left pant leg so it looks like both legs are intact.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by kckarate from Bama.
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Do you like sushi? Then eat me raw.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Matt from Los Angeles, CA.
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You know, my friends call me the garbage man (huh? why?) cause I can toss it in your ass like I'm throwing trash in a dumpster
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by nevik from .
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OMG you are so gorgeous
I’m Nevik, lets got to your place so i can devour your sweet pussy
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by hiccup from Empty.
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after taking with a girl for an hour you stand up and say come onlets go when she asks where you look atr her and say ah what the hell, wisconsinthis worked for me 24 years ago and we are still together
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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Your a cunt, I’m a prick, let’s leave these assholes and go fuck ourselves.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by grundig from Great Lakes.
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I walked across this bar w/everyone watching-Don’t make me leave w/o your thong
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by bg_trbl1 from PA.
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Hey, I love the conversation.Why don’t you come over hear and sit on my lap so we can talk about what comes up!!
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Instant messages
7/19/2010 2:22:20 AM what the fuck does RuiYV mean? 7/10/2010 4:18:49 AM RuiYV 6/22/2010 12:53:27 AM because all they think about is cock and shoes. 6/9/2010 1:31:58 AM God why are girls so freaking brain dead. it is easy 6/9/2010 1:31:35 AM okay girls prove that one of you at least is smart enoug to work this 5/17/2010 10:09:08 AM stop being anti-social and show your tits or something.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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Guy: If I could change the alphabet I’d put u and I togetherGirl: If I could rewrite the dictionary I’d but your dick and blander together
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