 Hey there Hot pants!
Here is a page where you can learn effective, drunken pickup lines. At the bottom of this page there
is a quick easy form where you can add your own clever and drunken pickup lines to this list.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Harry Connic Jr. from New Orleans.
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Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often and bang you until you squeal the star spangled banner?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Learn from Me.
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So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams - No mouth, 5 tits, and a pussy tighter than caterpillar’s ass.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by SueInPanties from Washington.
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You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Germangirl from Germany?.
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((make your fingertip wet and tip on the shoulder):
And now out of the wet clothes. (grin)
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by phathead from CANADA.
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do you believe in love at first sight? Or, should I show you my cock again?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by FullFrontalRmann from Ft. Hood TX.
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Remember: Sluts have sex on the first date, we aren’t dating so you won’t be a slut...
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from MT.
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Let’s bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by KittyKat from nowhere.
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Do you like short love affairs? I hate them too. I’ve got all weekend to dip my zucchini into your slut sauce baby.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by life sucks when needles from a porcupine’s ass are bigger than your cock!.
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GUY: you know, I am a lot like a porcupine!
GIRL: really, how?
GUY: If you get too close to me I’m likely to give you a prick!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by me from england fuk u pakis.
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fuck off u ugly cunt
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by a lot of panty enimas going on from so many thongs being worn.
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How far up your ass do your panties travel when you wear thongs?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by bendy from Indiana.
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Drunk guy, looking at your legs says "Damn that is the shit you see in magazines" That line worked for me...
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by a guy who will save you from starvation by donating his spare cum.
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This food crisis is so scary. And I’m just throwing protein down the loo. Do you swallow?
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