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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Cute Poet from NM.
Hey...somebody pooped on our dinner. Let’s get out of here.
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Mitch from Utah.
You remind me of a slut I used to date.
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Chris from drunken stupors.
Hey…… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under desperate-cunt-alone-at-a-bar-wanting-to-get-banged?
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Guy Nelson from Burbank.
you like to drink through straws?
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Missy from Maine.
Hi there. Would you like to escort me to the men’s room and kindly wipe my butt for me while I quack like a duck?
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Fuznub from Fuzland.
My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling. . .
This highly effective pickup line submitted by PETER from OHIO.
I’D HAVE YOU MAKING NOISES ONLY A DOG COULD HEAR
This highly effective pickup line submitted by KittyKat from nowhere.
So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation because I really need some cock tonight? I mean, this is really serious stuff. The situation is getting desperate, please sir, I need some hard, fat cock soon before I die.
