 Hey there Hot pants!
Here is a page where you can learn effective, drunken pickup lines. At the bottom of this page there
is a quick easy form where you can add your own clever and drunken pickup lines to this list.
Read down to view the 10 randomly selected items. Hope these lines get you all a lot of action,enjoy Reload page for 10 more random pickup lines
NEW FEATURES - ability to track and view your vote history. Also, there will be a "running" top winners page
so you can see if your submitted pickup lines are in the lead etc.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Sam from Alabama.
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Your ass hole’s name must be Visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Mitch from Utah.
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Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing from earth that is as monstrously grotesque as you.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by John Snow from Flagstaff, AZ.
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Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT! Unfortunately you are not words because I’ve got plenty of wood.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Mary F. from Youngstown, OH.
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You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by matt from providence RI.
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(while wiping off you mouth) ohhh sorry let me clear off a spot for you to sit
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Oreo69 from Torrington.
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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Black, Why Is Your Chest as flat
As your back?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from MT.
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As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by MIGHTY SMAKER from PASADENA,CA.
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Is that fear I see in your eyes, or just anticipation of what you will feel when you reach into my pocket for my pocket change....
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by PDaddyR from .
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"So what do you do?"
"I’m a lawyer and i’m trained to get you off." I can pass a bar even if it is hard.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by kckarate from Drunkentown.
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Is your name Fucking Hot Dude? No? Oh well, could you just ram your cock into my pussy? Thanks...
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by is good at getting to knees from so much practice.
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You know the drill bitch. Here, I’ll even take Elmer out for you.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from Empty.
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Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by bryandav from ne.
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Man - Excuse me, want to dance? Woman - No. Man - Maybe you didn’t hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by GR from the den.
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I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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You: Hey wanna dance? Her: No You: Hey Ive lowered my expectations atleast you can to..
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by make her knees raw from kneeling so long cucking your cock.
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Guy: Hi there. May I ask if you are single or not?
girl: (some answer)
Guy: PEFECT! Knees now bitch!
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