The original - the Famous - the genuine Bad Drunken Bar Visitor Submitted Poem List

This site has been created in protest to all of the lofty boring poetry sites on the net that feature long, academic, serious and perhaps Good poems. A few simple requirements bind these poems together into a unique site that requires very little energy, time and mind power to enjoy. Each poem has been most carelessly constructed on bar napkins, within various bars by the hands of a man necessarily drunk during each act of creation. To avoid bettering any of these poems, they have only been edited for spelling and in a few cases where certain words became illegible. All of these poems lack the content to inspire, impress, and most importantly require little energy to read as they are all very short. They will not bore you. Chug a beer, have several shots, get naked, and enjoy these BAD DRUNKEN BAR POEMS. Hopefully they will be the worst you've ever seen.

All Submitted poems listed by Post Date click on the blue poem title to view entire poem)
Walt Tripp Ode to Magic Dick On Da Radio"Ode To Magic Dick Radio..."Friday, March 07, 2008

de To Too"To Too..."Friday, February 22, 2008

Morrison Wee Willy Bob"Poor old Bob worried he’d never find love..."Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Wong Lofan Dengue Fever"A Cambodian Girl..."Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Wong Lofan Disarray Of The Gods"in disarray... I had to much Tiger..."Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Wong Lofan The Tiger Beer Pu Ying"Where the hell have you been anyway? Get down and beg you tall green bitch!..."Tuesday, February 19, 2008

drunken editor I’m money in the wrong currency"am a rat-trap in a freezer,
a cane without a’ geezer...."
Thursday, January 10, 2008

everyhuman Haven’t been out"about my poetry -

Badness!
Not an ounce less bad
than ever
like riding a bike...."
Thursday, January 10, 2008

famousde The Whole and The One"We make ourselves.
Either as the Giver
or the Gift we remain;
And by being either
of these, we are both.
..."
Saturday, January 05, 2008

AceHawk Beer"on a skunk..."Thursday, January 03, 2008

Wong Lofan Duck Boat Sailor"...was long and green- Uff Da!
The finest thing that that Lena had ever seen...."
Monday, December 24, 2007

Wong Lofan "Snake Girl" or "Hebi Chan""I usually do That very fine Japanese snake..."Monday, December 24, 2007

Wong Lofan "No-Ma’s Sister" or "Fukien Lofan""“Think I’ll lay out naked on the green grass,
bare my bald head to the breeze,
Hang my bennie on a branch,
hope the bugs don’t bite my @$$!”...."
Monday, December 24, 2007

famousde Week before Christmas"licking meaning from an empty peanut butter jar..."Tuesday, December 18, 2007

famousde fuck you mother fucker"alone and drunk get off my junk ..."Tuesday, December 18, 2007

mutt caca my love"you came to me all brown..."Friday, October 19, 2007

newuser Fuck me"Fuck me..."Saturday, May 12, 2007

greymare Back on the sauce"find my car to do me in asshole..."Saturday, January 20, 2007

carolynn at jamie’s" And parties may go up my skirt to panty land..."Thursday, January 18, 2007

tsali1 naked on the couch"i am naked on my couch with my dick hanging out..."Saturday, October 28, 2006

Dell Slut Cheated"Ouch - what a whore..."Wednesday, October 18, 2006

smu Are you Nuts"Balls are the ticket..."Saturday, March 11, 2006

Thong up Butt Slut by age 18"masturbate, because it felt great..."Thursday, February 23, 2006

kevin driving me insane"as I press your button
You roar to life purring like a kitten
Hearing you purr is almost too much..."
Monday, February 13, 2006

kandikane The Kiss"He whispers so very softly in her......"Sunday, January 15, 2006

drunken editor fucken poem trick"fuck you it is a test bitch ..."Saturday, December 31, 2005

drunken_editor In the years of ninety"As the Gods hurl our mesh -
Play catch and pickle
With their link to the smaller -
Us, the Greater«s seeing satellite

We intra-navigate the body
Of the Beast becoming
..."
Thursday, March 17, 2005

drunken_editor Those drunken lighthouse nights"Why is it always a question with women = Why always a gamble anymore. The heart should auto-paramour..."Thursday, March 17, 2005

drunken_editor Taking it back, DRUNK!! - Changing of the Guards"Slimy codes, permits, and unions –And all,
these concepts, companies and structures Beware,
far more than us up and coming,
The Internet will shut all Exclusionists down!
Down, Down, Down,..."
Thursday, March 17, 2005

drunken_editor Now 6/13/03"I need loneliness to write,
I need a woman to live.
hard questions these days,
hard days,
painful,
scary...."
Thursday, March 17, 2005

drunken_editor Back in AZ,"and the Arizona poems come forth, every time lately, like stadium abandoned peanut shells long after a canceled ball game...."Thursday, March 17, 2005

drunken_editor - Lighthouse 1999""... women certainly abundant like nuclear bombs that lets face it, you and I can't obtain - at least one that works"..."Thursday, March 17, 2005

drunken_editor Mexico in my coffee""...Just got paid never get laid four girls at the bar they just walked in I sit drinking Mexican Coffee."..."Thursday, March 17, 2005

drunken_editor Sharks Club""...This pen sucks
one of those skinny cheap blue pens
that none of us has ever seen
owning a cap!"

..."
Thursday, March 17, 2005

drunken_editor Einsteins""My waitress deploys napkins as if she owned the last tree." "... Also not a lot of sluty half-naked women distracting me from my attempted relaxation."..."Thursday, March 17, 2005

filthy Took an E"yesterday i took an E, i woz on a high. then i took sum LSD, i..."Wednesday, February 23, 2005

bonehead Thee Night"The night.

When the sun sets and
the day is done
do you fear the night?
..."
Saturday, February 12, 2005

christine Without a Care"some people go thru life without a care myself I carry all the burden I can bare I dont know what point I am trying to make but none the less I need to get it out for my own sake I let things bother me as you can surely see but dont let it frighten you as I sometimes I am full of glee..."Wednesday, January 05, 2005

peachykeen Rain Falls"My very being Never ending Love Longing Depressio Guilt..."Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Divinity77 Frozen"Frozen, I look away to escape The leaves..."Wednesday, December 22, 2004

peachykeen Her first time inside the ass of love"More more more, get drunk, and tell us the truth, the honest pain of this...."Sunday, December 12, 2004

unholypond nuts"ass sweat..."Sunday, December 12, 2004

unholypond Up My Shell"Come shakes for angels...."Sunday, December 12, 2004

Pibroch Scratching my balls"I enjoy the sweet sour globules on the tip of my tongue. ..."Sunday, December 12, 2004

saint101284 Mormon«s love to fuck"i’m way too drunk she’s on to my game..."Sunday, December 12, 2004

bghamer No Longer Morning" now and dehydrated still smelling like the stale cigarette..."Monday, December 06, 2004

The romped one whats it lead to?"i know
but i cant change
its 2am and i am alone

..."
Tuesday, November 30, 2004

bonehead Slow Pull Out"on.The crowd is huge, People..."Sunday, November 21, 2004

bonehead Already Hard One More Time"mornings is to keep night and evening from bumping into each other..."Saturday, November 20, 2004

saint101284 quest for sex"lead to porn ..."Tuesday, November 16, 2004

saint101284 life sucks"...away life sucks ..."Saturday, November 13, 2004

salacious muse flamed atmosphere entire"such fiery height... A fairy blinked ..."Monday, November 08, 2004

farmer ode to motherfuckers"milf is good..."Saturday, October 30, 2004

Ali J meet my lost and deepened sky"Floats of smog that choke my throat..."Saturday, October 02, 2004

thelostboy Chocolate star"put a bun in the oven..."Friday, September 24, 2004

meep Only Life"bite me..."Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Master Poet Renee Pants 1/2 Down"tried to make a nest on the toilet and the role wouldn't roll..."Monday, August 30, 2004

IHeartFloggingMolly I am Edge no more"You were the cause of my only values diminishing

I'm such a whore
Fuck you..."

Friday, August 27, 2004

Big-Tits Drunken big tits better than munters"We all look good - hard..."Wednesday, August 25, 2004

Bitch slapped Bitch Slapped"It ain't fucking fare so beware...."Tuesday, August 24, 2004

forum group That slut stole my womb"shrilling bitch sonnets upon this awaking brain,
and slut-vibes fill the room..."
Sunday, August 22, 2004

Renee the natural drunken poet doesn't mix"want to make me puke?..."Wednesday, August 04, 2004

Renee naturally born drunken poet birthday girl, birth of much reflection, for Renee turns 31, a year more gifted"My gut..."Tuesday, August 03, 2004

random poet A butt plug would be more pleasant"be opened, the gates of my heart's hell with others not waiting...."Tuesday, August 03, 2004

drunken_editor why are women so greedy?"who knows?..."Tuesday, August 03, 2004

bitter drunken poet's girl No Title"Had a girlfriend..."Tuesday, August 03, 2004

Sara's hot poet friend Clingy x-boyfriend"You cheesy fuck ..."Monday, July 19, 2004

Sara the sexy drunken poetess chests hair player"in your chest hair ..."Monday, July 19, 2004

DoctorJones untitled"I came upon a man..."Sunday, July 11, 2004

AIMEE PLUMB Butterfly Butt"KISS A FRIEND ..."Wednesday, July 07, 2004

Joni y Poor dumb dude"Go to the bar and drink your fuckin shot..."Wednesday, July 07, 2004

Dave Dial The Lizard Embryo" Before Paris, there lay Santa Monica, tranquil, serene, a breeding ground for the Lizard King...."Saturday, July 06, 2002

Tipple Vice Aaahhhh!"eternal urinal..."Tuesday, July 06, 2004

She should have mentions her damn name! Unfortunately untitled so I will call this Head"my boyfriend Erik wanna cheat smell feet feet feeeet does Erik want..."Tuesday, January 06, 2004

Tipple Vice Ice Ice"enough you little whore. Double Double I want Trouble Pour me..."Tuesday, July 06, 2004

John Westwood"a choreography of reluctant service..."Tuesday, July 06, 2004

drunken_editor Too Sober" Life, reality..."Tuesday, July 06, 2004

John Ceiling Fan" Another Drunk Poem..."Thursday, July 01, 2004

Sally Beautiful sad 20 year old who doesn't give her damn poems titles"this beautiful misguided man and... I sit here drunk and horny
Alone..."
Saturday, June 05, 2004

drunken_editor Strong Beer"Wow, what a stinking poem Like rats without homes A nomad without destination A sea without a faucet..."Saturday, December 18, 1999

Carol Hodges Its a bad bad bad bad bad bad bad poem"verbiage It is utter fuckin necessity..."Saturday, December 18, 1999

Brandon Monsters Penis"I slur and spit unable to talk will this keep me from drinking another beer..."Saturday, December 18, 1999

Boptobe Gottenthrop Untitled…Masterpiece" As I vomit here,
and dry heave there,
the cabby s wondering,
if I can cover the fare.

These symptoms came..."
Saturday, December 18, 1999

Mary Fels No Title" When the relationship is over
beer, we can still count on,
Beer will always be
long after the man is gone.

..."
Saturday, December 18, 1999

Stacy, Megan, Julie A night at the Celtic Cafe Sports Bar!"I think I will go up and say Hey want some crack? and then I will show them my ass. That s it! Soul cleansing, celibacy, My God, is it all worth it! Ponder, ponder, ponder..."Sunday, January 10, 1999

Dave Dial A poem" removed..."Tuesday, February 03, 2004

Joni untitled" fucking grace girl,
fuck with grace.
blessed with kind face

..."
Saturday, December 18, 1999

Kevin Heyne Butt Drunk"Another Drunk Poem..."Saturday, December 18, 1999

a dedicated drunken poet in training beer monster"women
certainly abundant like nuclear bombs that lets face it, you and I cant obtain - at least one that works..."
Sunday, January 04, 2004