posted by: MT_Lightning on May 2, 2006 at 10:19am
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| Drunken Learning Experiences | What have you learned while drinking?
(Gretchen's "All Jacked Up" came on while I was getting dresses this morning, got me thinking...)
So...with that in mind...give us a story!
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posted by: feetguy on May 2, 2006 at 10:22am
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| Drunken Learning Experiences | i learned that calling a friend to tell him i had just skinny dipped with his ex is not the best idea.
she told me to do it, it was a big group of us and she said, hey call so and so. meant to be a joke but i think it pissed him off a little bit.
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posted by: MT_Lightning on May 2, 2006 at 10:35am
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| Drunken Learning Experiences | at least it was his ex, and not his current - think there would have been more pissy-ness if that had been the case.
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posted by: Wallygator on May 2, 2006 at 10:42am
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| Drunken Learning Experiences | I have learned taht I babble when I drink.... I also become very hosptiable and that even the ugliest woman can look good after a certain amount of alcohol.... I have also learned that I am not the quietest drunk...... | |
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posted by: feetguy on May 2, 2006 at 10:44am
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| Drunken Learning Experiences | it's not like he hated me or anything, and i can completely understand feeling a little tinge, but i had like 11 beers and a shot or something. lots of naked people, fun night. | |
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posted by: MT_Lightning on May 2, 2006 at 10:47am
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| Drunken Learning Experiences | I have learned that I get very horny and a lot more daring (yeah, didn't think that was possible). I want what I want (cock) and will go to any lenths to get it - even pulling a man into the men's room and into a stall for a quick fuck while others are already inside.
Mentioned regretting sexual acts in another thread. That would be one of my biggest regrets
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posted by: WhiteRabbit on May 2, 2006 at 11:38am
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| Drunken Learning Experiences | Hmmm... I have learned that I have no cares after 5 or 6 drinks. I get very chatty, very very horny, and very very very stupid.
As for regrets, I said yes to a marriage proposal while triple sight drunk, and was stupid enough to actually admit to it the next morning. You would think him asking me to marry him while very drunk would have been my first clue that the marriage wouldn't work. Like I said... very very very stupid. Now, I only have 2 drinks and that's it for the night. No more mistakes while ennumbreated-ennumberate-enmunerated-err.. drunk. | |
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posted by: Wallygator on May 2, 2006 at 11:58am
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| Drunken Learning Experiences | I have learned that I CANNOT drive after four drinks...... less than that and I am OK but after four someone else drives or I catch a cab... I have others who depend upon me and on whom I depend.... | |
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posted by: ny_bri on May 2, 2006 at 7:37pm
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| Drunken Learning Experiences | Hey MT!!..........can I buy you a few drinks! | |
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posted by: MT_Lightning on May 2, 2006 at 9:35pm
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| Drunken Learning Experiences | lol..sorry Bri, i learn from my mistakes.
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posted by: vinces39 on May 25, 2006 at 12:09pm
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stuttering nincompoop
| Drunken Learning Experiences | I learned that I like to rub up against woman after a few drinks to see if they are as horney as me, it just when my wife cathces me that I realize I am just a perv like everyone else | |
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posted by: MT_Lightning on May 25, 2006 at 4:21pm
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| Drunken Learning Experiences | your wife doesn't mind?
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posted by: ny_bri on May 25, 2006 at 8:58pm
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| Drunken Learning Experiences | I've learned over the years that my alcohol tolerance is just way too high.........it's a curse! | |
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posted by: ny_bri on May 25, 2006 at 9:00pm
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| Drunken Learning Experiences | Has anybody ever drank themselves sober?............If I'm in a bad mood - I can drink 'til the cows come home! with little effect | |
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posted by: MT_Lightning on May 25, 2006 at 9:08pm
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| Drunken Learning Experiences | you live with cows?
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posted by: ny_bri on May 25, 2006 at 9:16pm
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| Drunken Learning Experiences | Very funny, MT..............am I rubbing off on you? | |
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posted by: MT_Lightning on May 25, 2006 at 9:22pm
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| Drunken Learning Experiences | rubbing up against would be MUCH more fun
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posted by: ny_bri on May 25, 2006 at 9:28pm
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| Drunken Learning Experiences | that it would..........now why didn't I see that one cumming! | |
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posted by: MT_Lightning on May 25, 2006 at 9:32pm
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| Drunken Learning Experiences | hmm...that's the hazard of that blindfold!
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posted by: ny_bri on May 25, 2006 at 9:39pm
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| Drunken Learning Experiences | ................but then I wouldn't know when the cows came home! | |
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posted by: MT_Lightning on May 25, 2006 at 9:51pm
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| Drunken Learning Experiences | pretty sure the moo-ing (not to mention the smell) would give it away.
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posted by: ny_bri on May 25, 2006 at 9:59pm
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| Drunken Learning Experiences | ................are we "milking" this one? | |
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posted by: MT_Lightning on May 25, 2006 at 10:07pm
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| Drunken Learning Experiences | I am quite able to milk something else if you'd rather.
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posted by: ny_bri on May 25, 2006 at 10:11pm
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pie-eyed rummy
| Drunken Learning Experiences | Well I would "rather"..........that would be better than my udder response!
Montana is next to NY..........right? | |
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posted by: vinces39 on May 26, 2006 at 6:56am
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stuttering nincompoop
| Drunken Learning Experiences | She doesn't mind as long as it shard at the end of the night for her | |
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posted by: shaner on May 27, 2006 at 1:09am
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eloquent boozehound
| Drunken Learning Experiences | I have learned that when drinking it is best to keep conversation to a BARE minimum during sex, because I won't remember it later, and if it's someone I want to be with afterwards I won't remember anything that was said...not good....."you don't remember when I said that...".....uuggghhhh......"ummm, not exactly honey....tell me again...."....never turns out well...LOL | |
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posted by: MT_Lightning on May 28, 2006 at 8:52pm
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| Drunken Learning Experiences | probably a good time for an interrogation - as long as you're an honest drunk
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