posted by: MT_Lightning on May 15, 2007 at 8:56am
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| Sexual Mishaps | Have you ever had any mishaps during your sexual encounters?
One I had was with warming lube. I got a sample pack of different flavors or edible warming lube. So, I decided to try one. I thought it was cherry. Amazingly enough, other flavors can be red. lol. It was cinnamon. Ended up actually burning my skin - luckily I had been testing it on the back of my hand. Can’t imagine what it would have done to some more sensitive areas. | |
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posted by: immortal on May 15, 2007 at 9:31am
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| Sexual Mishaps | ouch!!! its apparently a really good idea to test it first. now i can avoid that type of thing.
so ya, mine isnt painful, just embarassing. When i worked at walmart, was seeing this girl who worked in The in-store McDonalds. I was about to be going on my break (it was around 10 pm), and she came over having just finished for the night and asked if i wanted to have some fun in the car. i don’t know y we chose that parking lot to experiment in, but when we tried her on top with me in the driver’s seat, her foot at one point got stuck right on the button for the horn... for over a minute. needless to say, all my coworkers and customers were chuckling when i got back inside. | |
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posted by: jerome on May 15, 2007 at 10:32am
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| Sexual Mishaps | not a mishap that happend to me but i was talking to a coworker yesterday, she had a nosering in and i asked if it was new she said that she had just lost it for a long time and i jokingly said "you lost it in your guys pubic hair huh" she said that she was having rough sex and he pushed her face in the bed really hard and she lost it that way. | |
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posted by: MT_Lightning on May 15, 2007 at 2:58pm
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| Sexual Mishaps | Here’s a good reason to at least leave a light on dimly during sex.
Pitch black - I was on top, put my hands down, I thought, one on each side of his head, to brace myself. Well, I ended up smacking him right on the forehead with one of my palms. I felt so bad! | |
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posted by: Suzanna on May 15, 2007 at 3:03pm
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| Sexual Mishaps | i had a mishap with lube too. my b/f at the time had brought this stuff over called "Tingle" or something like that. at first it gave a nice warming feeling, but within a couple minutes it felt like we’d rubbed jalapeno juice on each other!
i’ll use MT’s suggestion next time and test these things on the back of my hand first :) | |
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posted by: MT_Lightning on May 15, 2007 at 7:10pm
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| Sexual Mishaps | | I wonder if that’s the tingle stuff that came up in the "have you ever II" thread. | |
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posted by: poppenguin on May 15, 2007 at 8:25pm
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| Sexual Mishaps | I don’t know if it’s the same - I’ve never tried it - just saw the ad for it on TV the other night - but the test on the back of the hand makes sense to me - tingle is one thing - hot sauce is another  | |
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posted by: Iggy on May 15, 2007 at 8:35pm
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| Sexual Mishaps | Would y’all consider that cat running off with the boyfriends underwear during sex a mishap? If so, that happened to me once...
Also had some friends over and was showing off some of my toys...My mom walked in (much older than most moms for kids my age) and started explaining to my male friends what the anal beads were for....talk about embarrassing! | |
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posted by: jpkzoo on May 15, 2007 at 8:42pm
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| Sexual Mishaps | | I was deep inside Penelope, before we were married, in her parents’ back room! All of a sudden we hear them come in and call our names. I never got my shorts on, she never found her panties. Cum to find out they were in the leg of my pants. Seems hearing your future in laws call your name while your boning their daughter is good for a premature ejaculation as you pull out, all over her cashmere sweater. | |
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posted by: poppenguin on May 16, 2007 at 7:26am
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| Sexual Mishaps | That’s pretty funny Iggy!
Mom’s can be sooo embarrassing!
In the Have you ever thread someone posted something about a cold dog’s nose on your ass during sex - that actually happened to me - a long time ago, my girl friend’s poodle got all excited by what he was witnessing and wanted to get involved - whoa! I’m just glad he decided to sniff before mounting - giving me enough warning to show him out of the room... yikes!
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posted by: MT_Lightning on May 16, 2007 at 4:33pm
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| Sexual Mishaps | | bet every time after that you checked him at the door before starting | |
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posted by: poppenguin on May 17, 2007 at 11:46am
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| Sexual Mishaps | Without a doubt! He used to scratch at the door and whine - we finally started putting him in the yard... that dog used to always greet me a little friendlier after the encounter - I guess he liked my "musk"! | |
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posted by: Alpha_Wolf on May 17, 2007 at 12:08pm
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| Sexual Mishaps | | My weirdest encounter was having sex with this gal when her mom walked in. I was behind her on the couch (spooning), and was balls deep when her mother walked into my view in front of us. We had a blanket over us, and there was no time to pull out. She had a 5 minute conversation with us, and oddly enough, I managed to stay hard (and in her) the whole time! One I won’t soon forget.... | |
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posted by: MT_Lightning on May 17, 2007 at 2:51pm
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| Sexual Mishaps | | she didn’t know that you were fucking? | |
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posted by: Iggy on May 17, 2007 at 9:14pm
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| Sexual Mishaps | | I’ve had encounters like the one Bryandav describes and no, the third person had absolutely no idea we were fucking. | |
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posted by: davez4fun on May 18, 2007 at 4:46am
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| Sexual Mishaps | In the morning waking up one morning after loving my gal and wondering what that crappy smell was. Didn’t find out till months later when we were discussing anal intercourse and I said that I have never done it. She begged to differ....oooops...wrong hole. She didn’t say anything, It wasn’t where I was intending to go. Haven’t gone there since. | |
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posted by: MT_Lightning on May 18, 2007 at 12:46pm
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| Sexual Mishaps | | surprised you didn’t notice. I would suspect it feels different, tighter if nothing else. Unless of course she was VERY experienced with anal activity. | |
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posted by: paramedic on May 18, 2007 at 12:59pm
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| Sexual Mishaps | | we love anal here. lots of lube. nice and tight. oh ya. | |
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posted by: MT_Lightning on May 18, 2007 at 1:01pm
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| Sexual Mishaps | | but it does feel different for you men, right, paramedic? | |
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posted by: Sir_ecstasy on May 18, 2007 at 5:12pm
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| Sexual Mishaps | | Sure does. Tighter, of course VERY dry.. LOTS of lube for this one. The general rule of thumb I use is "If you think you have enough lube.. Use more" I, personally, wouldn’t say it’s better.. Just different. Sometimes different is good. | |
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posted by: MT_Lightning on May 18, 2007 at 10:14pm
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| Sexual Mishaps | | So...how in the world can you hit the wrong hole all night and have no idea? | |
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posted by: Iggy on May 19, 2007 at 10:24am
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| Sexual Mishaps | | Even if he’s inexperienced enough to not know which hole he’s in, she should have said something! | |
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posted by: MT_Lightning on May 19, 2007 at 9:44pm
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| Sexual Mishaps | | Perhaps she was kinda like that goatse guy | |
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posted by: davez4fun on May 19, 2007 at 11:31pm
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| Sexual Mishaps | LOL>..thanks for all your encouragement....I was the type of guy that acted as if he knew what he was doing..but I didn’t have a clue. And of course...I didn’t want any help...I was pretty self centered and just glad to be getting my rocks off. I sensed that it was not as wet..but thought..maybe she just never got into it. Now....I am a little more practice..and communication always helps...lol
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posted by: MT_Lightning on May 19, 2007 at 11:33pm
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| Sexual Mishaps | lol. communication is always a good thing. =)
Knowing how vastly different it feels from my side of things, I can’t imagine NOT saying anything! You always hear the "oops, wrong hole" stories, but I guess I never heard of it being a true mistake. | |
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posted by: eagle01 on May 20, 2007 at 12:24am
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| Sexual Mishaps | | Its not possible to not know which end your in. I don’t care how druck you are I don’t see how you can make that mistake. Even when lubed the sphincter is so tight that it feels to me like it is trying to suck the cum out of me. | |
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posted by: welgemoed on May 20, 2007 at 4:04am
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| Sexual Mishaps | | Maybe she just didn’t want you to stop:) | |
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posted by: poppenguin on May 21, 2007 at 11:34am
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| Sexual Mishaps | | This reminds me of the joke where the Indian Chief offers his daughter to the calvary officer as a gesture of peace. The calvary officer takes the offer and spends the night with the indian princess. In the morning the Chief asks the officer - "did you have good time with daughter?" - the officer replies - "yes, I did, thank you!" The Chief asks "Did daughter have good time?" and the officer replies "Yes, I think so... she kept screaming Wahoo, Wahoo, Wahoo, so I went faster, faster. And the faster I went the more she screamed...Wahoo, Wahoo, Wahoo." The Chief is laughing so hard that he can hardly breath. The officer asks the chief - "What’s so funny?", and the Chief replies "Wahoo mean wrong hole!" | |
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posted by: MT_Lightning on May 22, 2007 at 9:44am
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| Sexual Mishaps | | poor girl! lol | |
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